Burt has a susceptibility to falling in love. I have mentioned it before. This morning, I noticed a new criterion; [the first is that the “girls” treat him well or ‘are nice to me’ as he puts it].
“We met when you brought me breakfast,” he says. Since we had had so many issues with eating for so long, this connection was a thrill.
Yes, girls, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but don’t forget to treat him right! Or as Burt frequently asks, “Be nice to me.”