How did you meet your significant other?
Not in the funny papers as my comic id wants to say, but in NY Press, a printed news sheet. It was free, found in little boxes around town. The meet your mate or date section was also free. In short, I answered Burt’s personal ad.
He called (my office), we chatted that Thursday and made a date (in a public place) for Friday.
All protocols followed.
this is our life 